Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Trip to Spain: Tortosa, town of tiny jews.
SPAIN, SCHHMAIN
At one point someone was reading about Valencia, which we were going to pass close by. Valencia was trying to increase tourism and had just designed this new science center that sounded really cool. We thought, "Let's stop for an hour and do something touristy in Valencia, then we can say we visted Valencia." Again, it sounded good in theory. Here is my second piece of advice when considering visiting a major metropolitan area, for which you have no street maps, you don't speak the language and the driver is of limited recent experience with a stick shift: don't do it! We ended up lost in Valencia for two hours. We actually got lost on dirt roads (in the middle of a city). We got turned around and I thought the sign in Spanish meant "service area" turns out it was a "service road", you know the kind you find in Texas or Kansas, in the middle of nowhere...which go nowhere. It was like being trapped in the twilight zone, we could not find our way out of this place, and the roads were flooded from all the rain. Denise and I were giddy with fear, Reen was pretty concerend about the flooded roads and...I don't know, crashing into a hidden hole or getting the engine flooded...you know, little stuff like that. We stumble accross some Spanish nursery and the girls braved the rain to ask for directions. The men in the nursery are closing up for the day and want nothing to do with the gringo girls...some eight year old who speaks a tiny bit of English gives the girls partial directions. We eventually find our way out of the service area and are immediately lost within the metro area of Valencia. There are signs that point the way to Barcelona (which is the direction we want to go) but they literally point towards one another. In addition it is rush hour and the traffic patterns are not as neat and orderly as in the USA, they have these combination circles/intersections that are a terror. I am amazed I didn't: 1. Get into an accident 2. Stop and cry 3. Get pulled over by police, they discover I'm driving illegally and get arrested. By some miracle we find our way out and head toward Tortosa on the highway. As we leave we do ponder how three relatively inyelligent people EVER thought that was a good idea.
The partially flooded road in the Twiligh....ah, I mean Valencia:
The highway is fine, we shake off the Valencia fiasco and try to get positive again. We drive for a few hours and stop for a snack and gas. The girls buy a truck stop bottle of wine and enjoy it on our trip, I am now hooked on Orange Fanta so I have some of that. (The legal alcohol limit in Spain while driving is .06, lower then the USA...so I wouldn't advise it). It's getting late, the rain continues and it's getting dark. We are about 45 minutes away from the highway exit we need when we discover that the toll ticket, in some miracle of engineering, has fallen down behind the ashtray in the car, near the cupholder. We can see the ticket, but despite Reenie's Macgyver like manneuverings we are unable to retrieve it. This was the straw to my camel, and I admit it, I lost it a little bit. All I could picture was some burely, tourist intolerant, red-tape loving toll taker making us jump through rings of fire to fix the situation. As it turns out, the toll taker was a nice lady and although we struggled to communicate our disastor...we eventually navigate through the exit. We have arrived in Tortosa, where we are checking into a castle turned hotel. It is dark. It is raining. Our mood is less then happy. The roads are slippery. There are, initially, signs to the castle, which mysteriously disaapear. We now wander around this tiny town for a good 45 min - 1hr trying to find the giant castle on the hill. It was ridiculous. We eventaully find it and check in. The dining room is closing in five minutes. The front desk was nice enough to let us run to get something to eat then come back and check in, which we do. Then we all collapse in our beds from exhaustion and frustration. Thus endith the day from Hell of our Spanish trip.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Trip to Spain: Toledo, Mayor-o, Flamenco, OLE!
Trip to Spain: The Prado, The Palace and the hunt for Espadrilles begins
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Trip to Spain: Madrid Zoo
The zoo was pretty nice, clean and the animals all seemed well cared for. The staff was very nice, especially the woman who helped me wit the electric golf cart. She spoke no English (and I speak only a few words of Spanish) so she was very patient with me. Here's a few pics to enjoy:
Giant Panda...they're adorable! (even though they'd rip you limb from limb if given the chance)
An enormous albino rattlesnake, one of the biggest I've ever seen.
Cassowary. I never saw one of these in person. The are a big kind of dinosaur looking bird. From what I've seen/read about them, they are fierce birds that can inflict alot of damage if cornered.
Mata Mata...one of the weirdest, coolest turtles in my humble opinion
They also have an aquarium on site with dolphin and seal shows which I hear are very good, although I didn't have time to see them. So if you are a zoo person and find yourself in Madrid, check out the Madrid Zoo.
